Wednesday, October 14, 2009
please hold
One time at work when I took a call from a telle-marketer, I stood up, placed the receiver firmly between my butt cheeks and farted triumphantly.
shart
I can recount at least two occasions where I have attempted to fart and partially shat myself.
Life is beautiful.
urinal with a view
In my one-person, no-bathroom hostel room in London, I couldn't be bothered walking down the hall to the loo, so I pissed in the sink.
Once bitten forever smitten.
underglory
I loved your dog with rabies haircut. I didn't mean to upset your feelings. It looks sexy. Can I see your underwear? Boxers or briefs...? Boxer briefs?
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